Johnny’s Jandals

Blogs from the left and right are weighing in on John Key’s flip-flops, dead rat swallowing and me-tooisims.

First a delicious piece of satire from Simon Pound over at Public Address:

John Key has announced the adoption of yet another flagship Labour policy – having a female leader. In a one-page policy briefing released today he stated that under a National government he would undergo gender realignment to have what it takes to lead the Country.

“I’ve been up and down the country talking to people and it kept being said to me that one of Labour’s biggest strengths is that their leader is a woman. Having already adopted most of their policy platform it was a no-brainer that I should seek to become a woman.”
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ACT leader Rodney Hide could not be reached for comment having lost his cellphone while attempting to jump a shark on a jetski.

Even diehard National supporter, DPF, is disappointed, frustrated and just generally upset about National’s recent behavior.

And this from NZPundit, via The Standard: