Dirty Stuff

Took a copy of this list yesterday morning, Stuff’s Most Read Articles:

1. Eva Mendes’ nipple too hot for TV
2. Eva Mendes strips for Peta (explicit image)
3. Eva Mendes’ nipple too hot for TV
4. Nude Anne Hathaway pics seized by FBI
5. Student shocked to star on club’s loo-cam
6. Spice Girl traumatised by ‘Sex’ film
7. Were Brangelina’s twins pics touched up?
8. Olympian to bare all in fur protest (explicit image)
9. Alarm as pregnant mothers stay svelte
10. Inside NZ’s biggest leaky home project

Kind of concerning that there’s only one actually non-sexual/non-metro story in that list and it’s about Government House! And it’s at the bottom! (hehe… bottom)